Day of the weird

Colbert Disses Texas A&M:

…I sit down with Michael Farris, Chancellor of a christian college know as “God’s Harvard,” which makes Harvard God’s Texas A&M….

WFT?! Of all the schools out there he disses A&M? So, what, A&M is easy and cheap?

More Bizarre Stuff:
Sticking with weird stuff. I saw this and thought it was funny. Note where people’s hands have polished the brass.